(Source: anxietycat)
I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.
I DON’T KNOW WHY
BUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
(Source: nerdsculture)
◅ Quinn Fabray ✖ Awake
Dr. John Lee: So, tell me how this works.
Quinn: I’m awake and I’m with Rachel. Then I close my eyes, and when I open them, I’m awake and she’s with him.
Dr. Judith Evans: And this has been happening since the accident?
Dr. John Lee: Tell me about your relationship with Rachel.
Quinn: We’ve been together since she confessed her feelings for me at the hospital.
Dr. Judith Evans: And your relationship with Rachel Berry?
Quinn: She went through with the wedding. She’s married to Finn now.
Dr. John Lee: So you can obviously walk here - in reality - and then suddenly, you’re paralyzed from the waist down and confined to a wheelchair, there, in your dream?
Quinn: It all feels completely real to me.
Dr. John Lee: So you can’t tell whether you’re awake or asleep at this very moment?
Dr. Judith Evans: Well I can assure you, Quinn, this is not a dream.
Quinn: That’s exactly what the other shrink said.
Glee Season 4 Headcanon:
Santana starts a lesbian colony in Tribeca and due to Rachel’s inablity to find a dorm (because she started looking in June) she moves in with Santana.
“Those two women” (whom I’m referring to as Lucy and Ethel in my head) have a rival lesbian colony in Soho, and because of the highly competitive nature of lesbian colonies (idk), all sorts of shenanigans occur between them and Santana and Rachel.
It isn’t long before the daily updates Quinn gets via Skype cause her to become jealous of the close friendship Rachel and Santana have developed. This jealousy results in Quinn randomly showing up in New York and making attempts to get Rachel to see how she feels about her.
One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….






